CHILDBIRTH AT 65

CHILDBIRTH AT 65

CHILDBIRTH AT 65: 

"With all the technology regarding fertility recently, a 65 yr old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 

"May I see the baby?" I said. 

"Not yet" she said. 

"I'll make coffee and we'll chat for a while first." 

Thirty minutes had passed and I asked

 "May I see the baby now?"

 "No, not yet" she said. 

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again,

 "May I see the baby now?" 

"No, not yet" replied my friend.

 Growing very impatient, I asked,

 "Well, when can I see the baby?"

 "WHEN HE CRIES" she told me. 

"WHEN HE CRIES" I demanded! "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?" 

"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK??"

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Original post 9/25/2016