This made me think of a funny. I am a terrible speller. Simply awful. When my husband and I were dating, we were emailing each other back and forth. I wanted to say No Way Jose to something, but typed No Way Hose. That's the only way we say it now, pronouncing it just like a garden hose. It's our own private 20+ year old joke.
Remember, I live in south Texas and we have lots of Joses'. That's so cute and fun memories.